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collarpoints:

I’m so ready for the month-long skeleton party

chromeofficial:

college application: worth 10 goats on howmanygoats.com

college: ur in

salemkittie:

that’s… kinda true

salemkittie:

that’s… kinda true

(Source: girldwarf)

sadspockpanda:

"average starfleet officer breaks the prime directive twice a month" factoid actualy a statistical error. average starfleet officer breaks prime directive 0 times a month. jim kirk, who captains the enterprise & breaks the prime directive 10,000 times each month, is an outlier adn should not have been counted.

(Source: ghost-nappa)

accidentally thinks about something awkward i did three years ago
me: nononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononono

(Source: judyjetsons)

cats-in-tardis:

white people complaining when a canonically white character appears poc is like Dudley Dursley complaining when he got 37 presents instead of 38

(Source: jellyfishomen)

chutzpadik:

yes, allies don’t belong in safe spaces, but closeted people do, and “allyship” offers them a way in that i’m not sure they’d get otherwise

(Source: for-those-rainy-days)

Two churches located across the street from each other. At least the Catholics have a sense of humor.

paranoidrobot:

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